Our Joke-a-Thon was a great success, and we had a very smiley week listening to and voting for a whole variety of jokes.

Some were absolute rib-ticklers, and some were worthy of the pantomime that just made us groan! The winning jokes are listed below for you to enjoy.

The event raised an amazing £289.30 on during the week and on the day, and a further £65 (+Gift Aid) through our JustGiving page.

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“Where do cows go on Friday night? - "To the mooooovies!!" - Violet (SK/CN)

 

"What do you call cheese that's not yours?" - "Nacho cheese!" - Arlo and Joe (LS/AI)

 

"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me that an onion is the only food that makes you cry - so I threw a coconut at him!" – Daniel (AW)

 

"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? - Because he wanted to win the 'no-bell' prize!" – Daniel (AW)

 

"Knock Knock! Who's there? Cargo

Cargo who?

Cargo beep beep!" - Eleanor (AC)

 

"Why does Humpty Dumpty love Autumn? - because he had a great Fall!" – Leila and Zara (CH/MW)

 

"What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? - a Labracadabrador!" (anon)

 

“My mum said I can’t drive spaghetti – you should have seen her face when I drove pasta!” – Etta (JJ/CR)

 

“What does the storm cloud wear under its trousers? – Thunderpants!” – Kara (TM)

 

“There was a fancy-dress party and someone went dressed up with a girl on their back. When somebody asked what they had dressed up as they replied ‘I’m a turtle and this is Michelle!’” – Thomas (EM)

“Did you hear the one about the dustbin? - No? – well it was rubbish anyway!” – Daisy (KM)

 

“Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? – because it wanted to get to the bottom!” – Archer (JJ/CR)

 

“Why did the milking stool only have three legs? – Because the cow had the udder!” – Amelie (ER)

 

“What’s the best Christmas present to give your child for Christmas? – a broken drum!” Arthur (PA/EH)

 

“What do you call a caveman’s fart? – a blast from the past!” – TR (EMc)

 

“Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Woo

Woo who?

Are you having fun?” – Claudia (JW)

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